It's not just a boulder... It's a Rock!
|Something happened at some point in time, and some how I know more about One Direction than I should.
I blame my sister.
|*hears noises at night*:||well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life|
|*gets shampoo in my eyes*:||I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child|
|*heart is beating fast*:||I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is|
|*a cop walks by*:||here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone|
|*taking a test*:||don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing|
|*gets a sunburn*:||great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents|
|*tripping over something*:||I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me|
|*period is late*:||shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary|
|other artists:||lemme hear ya!|
|ed sheeran:||now this is only going to work if you stay quiet|
|ed sheeran:||*begins singing*|
|ed sheeran:||now what did i say can you please shut the fuck up|